HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYONE!

So, I'm guessing everybody knows what day it is today, right? Well if that is so, HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Let me tell you guys what I've done on the 1st hour of this day. It was 10:50 PM if I'm not mistaken, and I was watching this show on our local TV channel about ghosts and other paranormal stuff. While watching, I purposely opened my laptop with shivering hands with sweat coming down my face as I hurriedly logged on to my personal account and tried to socialize with other people who were watching the same thing. Yes, I got scared.

AT EXACTLY 12 MN, I WENT TO THE BATHROOM ALONE AND THE LIGHTS WENT OFF. I panicked and did my best to sexually rub the wall 'til I could find the door, then doorknob. I did it, and I felt like a BOSS.

As expected, I logged on to Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube, when suddenly I stumbled upon a super awesome photo of a girl with a zipper on her face, half opened as if it was showing her insides. I was like OMG I NEED THIS COSTUME! So, this is the outcome of my curious-jealousy. LOL Here you go: The cleaner version of my look.

This, on the other hand, is a super edited one with the background and the scratches and everything. Oh, how I imagined the feeling would be when you have a skin that could be opened via zipper and immediately see your insides when you do so. Oh, how it would feel when you slowly open the zipper and feel the cold breeze touching you as you're close to fully removing it, exposing the truth- yes, do the math.

You guys must really think I'm about to go to a huge, awesome Halloween party with these girls who abuse this day and use bunny outfits with 80% of their skin showing, those basketball players showing their oh-so-hot body, or the crappy, sweet food nobody even cares about as long as they could have wild fun with each other all night. Well, you're terribly wrong.